douche master flex

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.

You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!

by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

dike master flex

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.

by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008

Cunt Master Flex

The biggest cunt of all with a flex added on.

Get the fuck out of here cunt master flex.

by Nathan Dogg April 12, 2008

Biff Master Flex

n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even makes you feel the pain.

see also: biff,biffs,biffed

Devon: HAH! Did you see Howard biff when he did that triple flip kick for the hacky sac?

Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.

Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

tape master flex

a small penis,
the blit noodle,
the little one,
the junior baccon blit,
the tiniest penis you will ever see.

the tape master flex can be hereditary, if your father or your fathers father has a small penis, you will most liely have the "tape master flex"

" hey i herd that guy over there got the tape master flex"

"yeah, hes pissed"

by sweetsab6 January 24, 2010

blow master flex

A slut who goes around and blows the squad

Sherry Moore is the blow master flex of penn state altoona

by Millerxxx11 January 23, 2016

Whip master Flex

When a fiend is controlled by the vagina of the girlfriend. He will always ditch you at school to hang with his pussy. And cant do anything about it because he is a bitch!

Brady- "Hey erich wanna hang?"
Erich-"No i gunna-"
Brady- "Oh! your pussy called. Whip master Flex of to work"
Spencer- "Dont even bother asking him to chill"

by Brady White April 30, 2009