The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.
Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.
by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 15, 2010
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A person of lower mental capacity who also happens to engage in homosexual love or buttfucking.
"hey warren, mitch is such a flaming lesbian ass clown. I cant belive he tried to have sex with scott."
by seankelley January 5, 2008
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This is one of the most vile and illegal sex moves that can be performed. First you need a very unintelligent girl that trust you and you can have sex with, then you cook her coos coos with saw dust in it so she gets very constipated, then after a week, start having sex with her put two large sewer rats on her back in a cage that is opened on one side to the girls back, then put napalm on the rats, light them on fire forcing them to scratch into the girl. This will cause a vibrating sensation that is very pleasureable for the man.
I can'b believe you want to Flaming Rat Ass splunker (FRAS) her, you could go to jail you know
by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009
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