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Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.
Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.
by tomatomatt March 10, 2019
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Raymor and Flanagan

I had such a bad day, it was Raymor and Flanagan
by Corbichoff June 2, 2021
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walt flanagan's dog

One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.
Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog
by fanboy January 1, 2004
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Flanagasm

The inability to do anything except orgasm in the presence of John Flanagan.
Did you go to John's show last night? I had a Flanagasm.
by sampsonlong March 29, 2010
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Dick Flanagan

Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.

Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.

Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".

Must be inspirational.
Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.
by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009
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faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.
"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"
by GumboSoup April 5, 2003
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Flanagan

A fucking mad lad, if you ever meet a Flanagan you are in for one hell of a ride.
Jay: Yo the FLANAGANS was the greatest

Greg: I know we all got wasted
by AyyNiceCock March 15, 2021
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