First Love Syndrome

The first person you truly fall in love with. You want to spend every moment with this person, you're almost addicted. You picture yourself marrying this person. Even when things turn sour, you're sure you'll work them out. Even when you break up, you're sure that after some time, even in the future, you will get back together and live happily ever after. Because you love each other, how could you not? This usually happens in your teens. And when you mature more, you (hopefully) realize that it was just first love syndrome.

Wow, Jill really thinks she is going to get back together with Jack after he dumped her on her birthday? She just has first love syndrome.

by slysammie08 January 17, 2015

First-Fuck-Syndrome (FFS)

When a woman loses her virginity, the resulting condition that causes an irrational feeling of attachement and love towards her current partner. The severity of this disease should not be underestimated. It can also extend beyond the termination of said relationship. In unusual and rare circustances, it has been known to affect effeminate men as well.

"Wow, he told all her friends he hates her, cheated on her, got with her best friend the day after they broke up, but she is still telling everyone that she wants to be with him, and that he's perfect for her."

"Yeah, that girl is really First-Fuck-Syndromed."

by S.D. and S.W.A. January 30, 2005

First Car Syndrome

When a kid finally gets his/her first car and proceeds to fill it up with old pizza boxes, soda bottles, and chip bags. Just trash in general.

My older brother has serious first car syndrome. I always have to push the bottles and bags off the seats for me to sit.

by Nugs420420 June 14, 2010

First Fuck Syndrome

It is the syndrome most girls get (but some boys too) after they "make love" for their first time. And it doesn't matter if the dude/girl they did it with is the biggest loser/idiot/asshole whatever, they will give them every chance in the world no matter what other people say.

Girl: hey, I think I'm gonna give my x another chance.
Boy: Damn girl are you crazy?!? Listen I gotta know somethin. Did you give it up to him?
Girl: ya
Boy: Aahh damn girl thats why you keep giving him chances, you got that First Fuck Syndrome!

by Ferd to the Word April 30, 2009

First Person Syndrome

When playing a first person shooter, you try to look around the corner or around a door or even over the edge of a building by moving your body instead of the controller.

Player 1: What are you doing you noob.

Player 2: Trying to see that dude over there.

Player 1: You have got First Person Syndrome mate, you need to get out more.

by monk tha hola the wonk January 26, 2010

First Love Syndrome

A blind love for a person because they were your first, where you ignore any problems and think you'll be happy forever. Until you're not.

You so had first love syndrome for her/him

by theflyingjeff March 21, 2017

First Cock Syndrome

A phenomenon usually experienced by (female) virgins after their very first sexual encounter and the fact that may want a relationship whereas the guy may look at it from a purely one night stand point of view

John: Did you hook up with her?

Jack: Yea, but she kept talking about wanting a relationship afterward, it was like she had FCS (First Cock Syndrome)

by Psionic79 January 17, 2009