Fat Mike

A lil chubby boy who's a bit of a douche

Oh I just want to pinch those chubby little cheeks

by Happy Gilmore September 17, 2004

Fat Mike

You are a hippie!
You smell like scum!

Fat Mike is a fat whore who spreads his fat boy ass-cheeks for $$$ for that fatass whore George Soros!

by you hippie douches December 28, 2005

Fat Mike

1. Lead singer and bass player of the legendary band, NOFX.

2. GOD

We should all worship at FAT MIKE's FEET. He is the REAL GOD.

by Captain Howdie October 18, 2007

Fat Mike

A punk rock God. Bow down to him.

Fat Mike owns you all.

by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008