Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

fart blossom

One who is known to fart a lot.

It stinks in here again! You are such a fart blossom.

by Wild Bill December 31, 2003

fart blossom

An endearing term for a loved one, particularly a girlfriend.

Come here my little fart blossom, you know I love you!

by Too cool for you December 12, 2007

fart blossom

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

fart blossom

A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower.

Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

Fart Blossom

A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.

The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.

by Rjb4cards October 19, 2023