Executive Suite

The largest toilet stall in a public bathroom, often handicap accessible. It's spacious accommodations, relative to the others in the bathroom, earn it the Executive title. May be shortened to eSuite.

After that large coffee and bran muffin, I really need to visit the Executive Suite.

by Arhyarion April 22, 2013

Executive shit

When you go take a major shit and whilst doing so process executive decisions coming out with the decision to fire someone.

" Damn Astroid, boss man Is in his feelings, Im pretty sure he went to take a executive shit, no body is in the office!"

by Mister Warpspeed April 11, 2017

Executive Shit

When you’re due for a shit whilst getting ready to head off to work but hold on to it instead do it on company time after first showing your face to the boss at work. Also applies for an unnecessarily long dump when working from home whilst scrolling on your phone for up to an hour

Where’s Neil been for the last 45 minutes?
He’s having his morning Executive Shit

by Executive Shitter October 14, 2023

Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, but still form an opinion on it that is usually outlandish due to the lack of understanding of the content.

Bro, Mike didn't prepare at all for this presentation, he was executive skimming again! Who's going to correct him in front of the CEO!?

by Truffula June 19, 2023

Executive Stiletto

To be sabatoged by a higher ranking company official(s) in order to get you to resign because they have no plausable way to terminate you and are threatened by your possible success.

Mr. Jones is playing a game of executive stiletto. He knows I can do my job and do it well. The highers ups know who really produces for the company and he feels threatened by my performance.

by MrsH04 July 24, 2011

executive summary

Because I am too fucking important to read all of it.

Jim the worker: Hey Bob did you read that executive summary from BigBootyCorp.

Bob the executive: I dont have time to read all of that, I am way to important!

by kbone15 June 17, 2010

executive shorthand

Executive shorthand (ES): RNAs proprietary system of making characters the words they sound like in writing.
A
I
O - owe, oh
E
U = you
Y = why, wye
B = Be
C = see, sea, or si (Spanish for yes)
D
F
G
J = jay
L = ell, el (Spanish male the)
M = em. Eminem
P = pee
Q = question
R = are, our
S = es (Spanish for is)
T = tee
V = vee
W = Washington, D.C.
X = ex
Z = zilch
$ = cash app
@ = other money transfer app
101001000 = ten one hundred one thousand (sw us gang)
1st = first amendment, freedom of speech under Constitution of United States 1789.
- Rob Alm
- Call me at 619-997-2233 XO PE

I can read in executive shorthand - can U ?

by Rob Matrix August 3, 2019