Funniest person to ever fucking exist

Dudes named Evan

“Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist”

by fallguysfan101 July 19, 2022

earfucking

Orgasmic feeling supposedly produced by a musician playing a zurna directly into someone else's ear. The zurna is a type of shrill keyless oboe played mostly in the Balkans in traditional folk music and many zurna players are deaf as a result of the instrument being played directly into their ears.

If you go to the (former Yugoslav republic of) Macedonia, you may see some earfucking going on in the villages where ensembles play traditional music.

by pentozali January 19, 2014

evifuckingdently

When someone says something stupid or painfully obvious you give them one of these

Person 1: "Well that was a stupid move."
Person 2: "evifuckingdently."

by ThatOneGuy20 August 2, 2024