1.escalator: someone whose drinking binge escalates with Vegas-like abandon..
2. trying to go up the down escalator after a drinking binge
2. trying to go up the down escalator after a drinking binge
by terrilyndatoga July 25, 2010
Get the Escalator mug.moving staircase consisting of an endlessly circulating belt of steps driven by a motor, which conveys people between the floors of a public building.
jennifer aniston fell down an escalator
by smidley October 8, 2017
Get the Escalator mug.escalators are fucking stupid
by zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuena May 2, 2020
Get the escalator mug.Someone who feels they must treat an escalator as a staircase, bringing guilt to the rest of the parties on the escalator, unless they also do so.
Jane: "Why is that girl bounding up the escalator like it's a flight of stairs? She's making the rest of us look lazy for just standing here riding it!"
Jill: "She's a total escalator overachiever."
Jill: "She's a total escalator overachiever."
by pseuzieq August 3, 2010
Get the escalator overachiever mug.Someone who pauses prior to stepping on an escalator due to irrational fear of stepping on the cracks…
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.
by silkist October 28, 2010
Get the Escalator Hesitator mug.Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:
"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"
You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"
You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.
What!? Is she okay?
She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
What!? Is she okay?
She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
by jwat949 September 26, 2011
Get the Escalator Express Lane mug.When someone in a wheelchair rides up and escalator and falls down into other people in wheelchairs and makes a chain reaction of never ending wheelchair chaos
Josh: haha look at those crippled people in wheelchairs falling down that escalator they all probably have AIDS!
Corbin: what the h*** is wrong with you?
Tyler: lol escalator snowballs are funny because they're crippled
Corbin: what the h*** is wrong with you?
Tyler: lol escalator snowballs are funny because they're crippled
by Balls In Your Orange Juice September 9, 2013
Get the Escalator snowball mug.