Asian Epileptic

While banging a girl im missionary position, before you are about to blow it, you let your arms drop and fall on your partner and begin to shake like an epileptic. Hence the complexity of the Asian Epileptic.
Bob was railing Ashlee in the missionary position, he dropped his arms and fell upon Ashlee and began shaking rapidly. Ashlee was upset even a little confused when she asked, "what the fuck are you doing?", Bob calmly replied,"you just got an Asian Epileptic".
by Glenn man September 23, 2006
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Epileptic Handjob

Taking advantage of an opertunity to be ejaculated by an epileptic during an epileptic fit
There was a guy having an epleptic fit on the floor, I placed my cock in his hand for an epileptic handjob, and jizzed more than he was foaming at the mouth.
by livin the dre4m January 03, 2010
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Epileptic Wank

Where you super glue your cock to your hand in the wanking position and then have an epileptic fit, causing you to shake vigorously and therefore, Orgasm and discharging. There is a danger of pulling off your cock but the pleasure is worth it. (Can also be done with women)
Person 1: WTF IS HE DOING MATE
Person 2: Having an epileptic wank
Person 3: Looks fun
by JACKDURRRRR December 09, 2012
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Asian Epileptic

While banging a girl in missionary position, before you are about to blow it, you let your arms drop and fall on your partner and begin to shake like an epileptic. Hence the complexity of the Asian Epileptic.
Bob was railing Ashlee in the missionary position, he dropped his arms and fell upon Ashlee and began shaking rapidly. Ashlee was upset even a little confused when she asked, "what the fuck are you doing?", Bob calmly replied,"you just got an Asian Epileptic".
by Glenn man September 23, 2006
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Epileptic Penguin

A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic penguin!"
" LOL!"
by Izzy Mendoza January 31, 2007
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Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"
by Lalo Salamanca July 20, 2022
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Epileptic-Rodeo

When fornicating with an epileptic person and they begin to have a seizure. One then holds on for dear life and a world record.
As soon as the man noticed the clapping sounds turning on and off the lights, he knew he was in for an Epileptic-Rodeo.
by Andy in Vegas February 19, 2008
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