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Enlisted

Enlisted crashed again!
by ItsOk2BeGay September 20, 2021
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Craigs-enlist

When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.
Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!
by '$^!-Mariner September 17, 2020
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Hop on Enlisted

Hop on Enlisted is a way of explaining being tased in the testicles while drinking Orange Juice and Toothpaste while being raped by a group of Black men
Torak:Hey Ajax Hop on Enlisted

Ajax:Sure id Love to
by ishitinurinals December 14, 2024
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Hop on Enlisted

Hop on Enlisted is a way of explaining being tased in the testicles while drinking Orange Juice and Toothpaste while being raped by a group of Black men
Torak:Hey Ajax Hop on Enlisted

Ajax:Sure id Love to
by ishitinurinals December 14, 2024
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