England VS America 

England, even though you make fun of us Americans by calling us fat lazy slobs, and using an uncreative nickname that we gave ourselves; it's okay. We do our best to try and understand. It must be hard watching your once great empire fall over the few past hundred years, and then having to be rescued in the midst of war by the rebel yanks who kicked your asses back across the Atlantic ocean and then went on to become the worlds number 1 super power. So just.. Just feel free to let it all out. We won't stop you... It---it just seems greedy. It just seems greedy. :)

England vs America: Winner: America

England VS America by ryehieheo October 15, 2009

England vs America 

If you are an American reading this - England is better no cap your kids get shot in school
You have to call the path on the side of the road a sidewalk just in case you forget to walk on the side you dumb sh*ts
You call football, soccer, and rugby, football! wtf?!
You say that we say words weirdly, but we created the language, you just messed it up.

"American English is better than British English"
"Dude NO it's not British English it's ENGLISH dumb twats"
England vs America ... England wins

England vs America by KyleGOTCHA June 18, 2020

England vs America 

Hey, you guys were the one who came along and fucked up our language, get ur own. Its football not soccer coz in case u havent already realised, you use your feet, i dont want to start on the whole crips, chips, french fries thing but get this into ur heads, WE ARE RIGHT. Hollywood has totally messsed u up with endless reality shows and movies about troubled teens or a group of kids who work together to save the world. Ive seen 70 versions of those films, try something new. Dont even get me started on weight coz half of you are ompalompas and half of you are anorexic twigs. Shakespeare and charles dickens were english and some of the best writters of all time. But ill give u some credit for james patterson

England vs America =england

England vs America by London Baby December 27, 2011

england vs. america 

STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING SHOWS. and then saying it's a showtime original series.

seriously. get your own thought process. stop stealing britains.

england vs. america: tv shows america has stolen = shameless, skins, the office, american idol (originally pop idol), x-factor, america's got talent, life on mars, etc.

england vs. america by nicole wotherland February 23, 2011