Elven Hair

A weird long hair that grows seemingly overnight from your arm, back, or other unexpected part of the body.

I just pulled a 4 inch elven hair from my shoulder. That totally wasn’t there yesterday.

by Shewolf55 July 18, 2020

The Elven tongue

Cunniligus of the mouth

Gabe how do you not know what "The Elven Tongue" is?

by WaikoAnna December 8, 2017

Elven King

A special division of idiots.

Wow, he is such an Elven King, he can go die in a hole.

by Hahahahaha wow March 4, 2009

Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.

1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?

by Elvenelder October 22, 2010

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Stephie had an elven wedding night because she didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021

Jerry elven

A fat man with a small penis

That guy is totally a jerry elven he couldn't even touch her sausage wallet

by sausage wallet March 30, 2015