Eivind

A man from Poland with a hat.

-look at that eivind.

- yes. Cool hat. He must be from Poland.

by Smumfs June 23, 2018

eivind

litt sånn terje vigen-ish.

han er et jævla brilletryne. og han vill ikkje.

sitat:
"hvis vi samarbeider kan det gå for alle"

by thea November 25, 2003

Eivind

Synonym to Allah. The longenst PP in history of mankind. Eivind makes love with whoever he wants to. When girls hear the name they squirt in a half second.

Have an Eivind day!

by grossslong November 3, 2022

Eivind Lunner Bruland

The man the myth, Eivind Lunner Bruland is the hottest person ever, he is the human with the longest dick ever. He is in relations with Kim lunner and his wife Laila Bruland, they are sexy sexy blowjob to Eivind all the time. He is a mastercock.

Omg! Look, he has a big dick! HE IS SUCH AN EIVIND LUNNER BRULAND

by StinaEgeland August 18, 2023

Elvind

A mythical Norwegian character. Recognizable by their ginger hair and extremely pale skin they are generally unable to remain in the sun for longer than 20 minutes. As a result, they prefer nocturnal activities, typically bar hopping and clubbing. After evolving in isolation for centuries, the advent of international travel has exposed them to multiple new diseases that their unique immune systems have shown to be incapable of handling. In particular, the entire population is known to be infected with yellow fever.

Man, did you see that Elvind? I bet he's got yellow fever.

by Bachinator April 23, 2015

eivinas

COOL BOY WHO PLAYS MINECRAFT. Aka showerz

GUYS LOOK ITS THE PRO GAMER LTU "Eivinas" OHH NOO HE WILL KILL US IN MINECRAFT 😭😭😭

by Monkeyeater69420 November 7, 2020

eivintas

Eivintas a person / thing who has a chronic masturbation issue, To classify as a Eivintas you have to atleast masturbate 8 times a day. Eivintas usally also beat dogs and often eat them.

Eks
1: I saw a eivintas beat his cock in the school bathroom today
2: I know he always does it

by L0gic April 3, 2021