Edward 40 hands

An urban legend stated: Woman named her analog clock, Edward. It was one of a kind and grew an extra hand every hour. The lady sat there, watching in amazement at how cool it was. She couldn't take her eyes off it. She was in pure shock, totally captivated by its charm and wonder. Then, all of a sudden, on the 38th hour, when the 40th hand appeared, the woman slowly suffocated & died a gruesome long death.

Nowadays known as "Edward-40-hands" or the longer version "Edward instantaneous 40 hands", if you stare at Edward for more than 3 seconds, you'll die an even worse fate than she did. SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

When you see Edward 40 hands, just start praying it didn't past 3 seconds, or else *says death without saying death*

Wait, you seriously haven't heard of Edward 40 hands??? smh Oh we gon' be here for a while.

by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021

Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans

Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands

by Yousuckloser June 4, 2021

Edward 40 hands

A new cool hip term for a rad dude.

Wow that guy is Edward 40 hands.

by Edward40Hands July 6, 2025

Edward 40-hands

a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.

Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Nick D May 5, 2003

National Edward 40 hands day

National Edward 40 hands day is on April 26th

On April 26th we have to do Edward 40 hands because it is national Edward 40 hands day.

by 69crusisex April 26, 2021

edward 40 loco hands

Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!

Hey bro why did you get knocked out! bruhhhh i couldnt make it 15 minutes in edward 40 loco hands!🤢

by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021

Edward 40Hands

A song by indie rock band Mom Jeans.

I DONT MIND THAT YOU LIE SOMETIMES BECAUSE I LIE TOO YES IM JUST LIKE YOU

Yo, I like the song Edward 40Hands

by cumlover69420 February 26, 2021