Diaper burger

A micro-wave white castle burger. Named for the smell when you open the seal.

John: Dude are you eating diaper burgers again?

Tim: shut up dude, they taste fuckin good!

by Bsupreme January 1, 2012

diaperwhipped

The state of being a parent completely dominated and controlled by one's children. The parental equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Joe and Jane are such diaperwhipped pushovers they pitched a fit when the chef at Spago wouldn't make Kraft mac and cheese for their kid."

by Arcane Rose August 31, 2007

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012

An adult diaper kind of night

A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants

Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.

by The mysterious handsome fellow December 11, 2020

Drapered

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When your entire day is planned around a meeting/interview with an individual. To you, this is an important life event - a stepping stone that will, if successful will lead to bigger and better opportunities. However, the individual at the center of this momentous occasion, couldn't give fewer fucks. You've gone to bed early. You canceled all other activities for the day only to wait indefinitely. Your disappointment is immeasurable and your day is ruined. You, sir, have been drapered

by TruffleshuffleOG February 11, 2020

dyane

Beautiful, Nice, very sarcastic but funny and a very loyal friend she will stick by your side. she is independent. if you are her friend you are very lucky!

Person 1: ohhh so thats dyane!

by whoareyouthough159 March 23, 2013

DRAPERED

The act of being left hanging by someone, specifically in the case of the person not showing up for a prescheduled event

My house keeper drapered me and i haven't seen her since

by Ron Draper February 11, 2020