dick dueling

the art of setteling disputes between post pubesent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their penises while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is ejaculated upon first is declaired the loser.

the arguement between my room mate and I was resolved by old western style dick dueling

by boycottcorn April 6, 2008

muffeling

To get ones face rubbed upon by a vagina out of humor or spite. Much like it's counterpart "teabag". Origin : Russel Howard

"If your'e not quiet, I'll be the one Muffeling your face!", said Susan.

by NickSmokes December 19, 2017

New Jersey duffelbag

A very large, gaping, and over-used vagina.

"So Les, did you ever poke that Shirley chick?"

"Of course I did... Me and the whole football, basketball, hockey, baseball, and soccer team. That girl's got quite the new jersey duffelbag!"

by John Curtis January 5, 2009

Dufnering

a posture position where some one sits on the floor slouching with their back against the wall, legs extended straight out, toes pointed skyward, arms down to the side, hands tucked underneath legs, while staring forward with a faraway gaze expression

After a long day on the golf course and a big bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys all I felt like doing was Dufnering out in front of the TV.

by scarypeeper April 25, 2013

Dueling Away Messages

When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.

Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.

Auto response from george: Away

Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.

Twitch: dueling away messages!

by erictwitch November 24, 2009

dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.

Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"

by lolololol40 January 23, 2011

Dueling laptops

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.

Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.

by SteelerPP August 29, 2012