Driving a Salt Truck

(verb) When someone is overly upset, angry, frustrated, etc.

Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.

by youllneverguess... August 19, 2010

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022