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cross dresser

Someone who wears either items of clothing or complete outfits traditionally associated with the opposite sex. Most people who are called crossdressers are heterosexual males. Most women crossdress, but female crossdressing is considered normal.
1. Man wearing a woman's dress in 1980.
2. Woman wearing pants in 1880.
3. Woman wearing a kilt. (look it up)
4. Not a man wearing a kilt.
by Lim November 25, 2003
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CROSS DRESSER

A man who likes to dress up in pretty clothes, little skirts, stockings, make-up, jewelry. We like to dress up as women and enjoy all the things a woman does.
I am an avid cross dresser.
by MICHAEL REHMEYER..... April 21, 2008
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Jumping off a dresser

To have hard core sex
Jumping off a dresser means to have sex
by katrin February 5, 2021
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Dresser Dragon

To take a dump into an unsuspecting persons clothes dresser drawer.
My aunt Georgia got attacked by the Dresser Dragon.
by Gat Mansir September 20, 2011
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Fixing Dressers

A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.
He’ll be fixing dressers tonight
by @nonymou$ January 21, 2019
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hair dresser lap dance.

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.
by CM Punk October 9, 2007
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dresser obsessor

Person who obsesses over old ugly nasty dresser, re-vamp and give it new life.
Dresser obsessor paints beautiful vintage dressers.
by Dresser painter September 29, 2018
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