A great ship (which sadly isn’t cannon) which includes
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter (drarry is where Draco tops, Harco is the opposite). Even though this ship isn’t cannon (
don’t ruin your high hopes with reading the cursed child!), there’s a lot of sexual tension between the two in all of the Harry Potter movies. There are even scenes written in the books which are sus no
cap. So, pls, make this cannon.
Person who ships Drarry: hey! Do you ship Drarry? I personally love it!
Person who doesn’
t: f
u! No way! They are both clearly straight! Tf is your problem?
Person who ships Drarry: ayo gimme a sec, gotta grab my death note. What’s your
name?
Person who doesn’t: Stew Pid
Person who ships Drarry: k thanks! Hope you’ll at least end up in
hell!
Person who doesn’t: what?!