The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.
by @therealDonaldTrump June 05, 2016
1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 14, 2016