DOTA
Commonly known as defend of the ancients. But sometimes known as Dix Out The Ass, because of the nature of its gameplay.
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A place where aspie kids, socially maladjusted retards and emo nerds can be themselves, ruining every single game via spamming, lagging or leaving.
A typical game of dota:
Player A: GL HF
Player B: GO NOOB FUCK SHIT HOST WTF GOGOGOGOGO
Player C: lolmudkips hahaahahaahhaaahaha
*game starts*
Player A has killed Player B!
*Player B leaves*
Player C: faggot noob team suk my dik
*Player C leaves*
Player D: ALL U DUM CUNTS R BANNED fagts
*Player D leaves*
...
Player A: GL HF
Player B: GO NOOB FUCK SHIT HOST WTF GOGOGOGOGO
Player C: lolmudkips hahaahahaahhaaahaha
*game starts*
Player A has killed Player B!
*Player B leaves*
Player C: faggot noob team suk my dik
*Player C leaves*
Player D: ALL U DUM CUNTS R BANNED fagts
*Player D leaves*
...
dota
A custom game on warcraft 3: frozen throne where people who cant get a girlfriend come to act tough to people through a computer.
Just because that DotA player claims to be cool, doesnt change the fact that he lost an arm wrestling match to his 3 year old sister.
dota
A custom map for WC3 TFT that is far superior to the real WC3 game.
Two teams of 5 players each with a unique hero compete against each other in a PVP map control setting.
Since there are 80+ unique heroes to choose (or get randomly), there are literally thousands of combinations of which 5 heroes play against which other 5 heroes.
Add to this player skill levels, hero lane choices (map has 3 lanes (areas) to control), and various strategies of how to build up a given hero, and you get a game that has near-infinite replayability.
The game takes anywhere from 20-90 minutes, with good, even games usually lasting about 45 minutes. It is more common in "public" games for some players leaving the game early (especially when they are losing), thereby causing it to end prematurely due to one team being outnumbered.
Two teams of 5 players each with a unique hero compete against each other in a PVP map control setting.
Since there are 80+ unique heroes to choose (or get randomly), there are literally thousands of combinations of which 5 heroes play against which other 5 heroes.
Add to this player skill levels, hero lane choices (map has 3 lanes (areas) to control), and various strategies of how to build up a given hero, and you get a game that has near-infinite replayability.
The game takes anywhere from 20-90 minutes, with good, even games usually lasting about 45 minutes. It is more common in "public" games for some players leaving the game early (especially when they are losing), thereby causing it to end prematurely due to one team being outnumbered.
DOTA CHATLOG:
Owning!
Double-Kill!
Tripple-Kill!
Godlike!
(..leaver detected...)
BANNED!
(...leaver detected...)
DOUBLEBAN!
gg,rm.
Owning!
Double-Kill!
Tripple-Kill!
Godlike!
(..leaver detected...)
BANNED!
(...leaver detected...)
DOUBLEBAN!
gg,rm.
Dota
A collection of anecdotal information. Similar to data, a collection of factual information.
The plural of anecdote is not data, it is dota. Pronounced with a long "O" sound like go or no.
Collection of stories, understanding, impressions, ideas that lead one to have a belief of what the facts will be.
Information gathered from many internet sources giving numbers/figures/measurements that are similar for a given item, yet not recognized by the manufacturer of that item.
Information that can be used to estimate, or gives an impression of a trend, but is not factual data.
The plural of anecdote is not data, it is dota. Pronounced with a long "O" sound like go or no.
Collection of stories, understanding, impressions, ideas that lead one to have a belief of what the facts will be.
Information gathered from many internet sources giving numbers/figures/measurements that are similar for a given item, yet not recognized by the manufacturer of that item.
Information that can be used to estimate, or gives an impression of a trend, but is not factual data.
"Every one says that is a good place to get a 5 dollar meal." That is anecdotal information. Receipts from several meals is data. Many people saying they got a meal for about five dollars is Dota about the price of a meal there.
The manufacturer says that powder is not recommended for reloading that cartridge. Many posters on the internet are using a given amount of powder to reload that cartridge. Assembling all the information people post is Dota, not data.
The manufacturer says that powder is not recommended for reloading that cartridge. Many posters on the internet are using a given amount of powder to reload that cartridge. Assembling all the information people post is Dota, not data.
DotA
Defense of the Ancients. A new drug breed, also some consider it a 'sport'. Fuck you its not a sport, its something to do in your spare time that u have in your 16-hour no life days after u get done whacking off a few times. Is pretty fun, UNTIL YOU PLAY ALL 72 HEROES 23598632 GOD DAMN TIMES AND YOU PWN WITH ALL OF THEM and people think they have mad SkillZ when they r zeus and get every kill in the game possible because of their ulti. Fun tho. Needs upgraded. I PWN YOU AT DOTA, BIATCH!
Shit_talker-NOOB: Ya? U think u can pwn THIS?
Pro: No, i dont think i can :(.
Pro just pawned Shit_talker-NOOB's head for an extra 170 gold!
Pro is on a BEYOND GODLIKE STREAK! SOMEBODY KILL HIM! (Holy Shit)
Pro: Sorry i suck so bad.
Shit_talker-NOOB has left the game.
Host: Banned.
Stupid-Bitch: WTF!!!!?
Asshole: WTF?????
Always_Sniper: WTF????
Another game of DotA
Brought to you by...
YOU
and Icefrog :)
Pro: No, i dont think i can :(.
Pro just pawned Shit_talker-NOOB's head for an extra 170 gold!
Pro is on a BEYOND GODLIKE STREAK! SOMEBODY KILL HIM! (Holy Shit)
Pro: Sorry i suck so bad.
Shit_talker-NOOB has left the game.
Host: Banned.
Stupid-Bitch: WTF!!!!?
Asshole: WTF?????
Always_Sniper: WTF????
Another game of DotA
Brought to you by...
YOU
and Icefrog :)
DotA by ThnkU4POTsmokng October 20, 2006