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Blue Dog Syndrome

ADHD or ADHD-like symptoms that often present in dogs, usually in blue staffies, as intense over arousal in the presence of even just mild stimuli.
My dog Buddy’s blue dog syndrome makes his brain melt when sees another dog 100 yards away
by Potato Papi August 30, 2022
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G Dog Syndrome

A dog afflicted with the unfortunate disease of having a Dalmatian head with an Askal (Street Dog) Body.
Did you see Wengweng's new dog? Tangina! It has a G Dog Syndrome bro!
by Dog Whisperer of Malabon December 27, 2011
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Wet Dog Syndrome

When someone gets caught red handed doing something illegal that they start shaking more than a scared wet dog left outside in the cold.
As soon as the tenant caught the property manager being part of mortgage fraud, the property manager developed the Wet Dog Syndrome
by RosyB333 March 4, 2018
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Dog’s Zankation Syndrome

It is a syndrome that affects students and it means that the student studies what has been studied in three or four months just few hours before the exam. This syndrome begins one or two days before the exam or in any means of transport while the student is literally on his way to sit for the exam.
Symptoms are “laughing for no reason accompanied by crying and increased hunger and thirst”..
( polyphagia , polydipsia , severe psychosis ).
The treatment usually consists of calming down the student and reminding him that the world is at the end a meter by meter.
(Doctors recommend serving him food he likes along with mint tea).
Friend: Do you want to hung out later?

Student: I can’t! I have an exam tomorrow! Just pray I survive this Dog’s zankation syndrome.
by HokaHarissa April 21, 2022
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Dog's Bollocks Syndrome

An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.

To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.

Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.

Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.

Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.

You: That's because they've got DBS.

Someone else: DBS?

Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
by Phovos the Raptor June 24, 2009
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dog-ball syndrome

A person with financial or otherwise privilege acts in ANY manner they choose, simply because they are able to.
"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can!"
"He just got that lambo...why did he get it painted like a hot wheels toy?"

"Dog-ball syndrome"
by Mountain_god October 19, 2013
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Whipped-dog syndrom

when your small dog acts like you beat them even though no one has laid a finger on them
Chata, quit acting like you have whipped-dog syndrom. You are just experiencing a fraction of discomfort.
by salazarshiss799 April 25, 2021
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