Disingenuous

dis·in·gen·u·ous
/ˌdisənˈjenyo͞oəs/
adjective
not candid or sincere, typically by pretending that one knows less about something than one really does.

"Harry and Meghan were being somewhat disingenuous when naming their child Lilibet after someone they claim was a poor parent to Prince Charles and is the head of a racist family."

Disingenuous by Mike Huntessa June 7, 2021

Disingenuous

dis·in·gen·u·ous
/ˌdisənˈjenyo͞oəs/
adjective
Not candid or sincere, typically by pretending that one knows less about something than one really does.

"Harry and Meghan were being somewhat disingenuous when naming their second child Lilibet after someone they claim was a poor parent to Prince Charles and the head of a racist family."

Disingenuous by Mike Huntessa June 7, 2021

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.

Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021

disingenuous dense motherfucker 

someone that can not tie their shoes

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

disingenuous dense motherfucker by cheerful ox July 29, 2021