Disausegia

Disausegia is the word that describes the act of simultaneously consuming two sausages at once.

Dave: Hey did you see the Disausegia championships yesterday?
Tom: Yeah, i can't believe they can actually fit two sausages in their mouths

by lobster0-0 February 16, 2020

Disausegia

The act of simultaneously consuming two sausages.

Dave: Yesterday I ate two sausages at once!
Tom: You should sign up for the disausegia record.

by lobster0-0 February 16, 2020

Disused

Disused means - excused but I said it wrong and now it's a word

Your disused

by Courts130317 December 8, 2020

dismuted

You have been dissed and muted at the same time

You were immediately dismuted when you said that dumbass shit

by Cordaddy January 23, 2021

descamused

Verb (used with object; pronounced D scam us; A cross between bullied, scammed, intimidated and deceived; usually from a person in a position of authority. Originates from Florida Governor Ron DeSantis scamming citizens and intimidating businesses, bullying everyone who stands up to him

Everyone liked the new manager until it became clear we had been descamused.

by Footloose Lisa April 22, 2023