2 definitions by lobster0-0

Dave: Yesterday I ate two sausages at once!
Tom: You should sign up for the disausegia record.

by lobster0-0 February 16, 2020

Disausegia is the word that describes the act of simultaneously consuming two sausages at once.

Dave: Hey did you see the Disausegia championships yesterday?
Tom: Yeah, i can't believe they can actually fit two sausages in their mouths

by lobster0-0 February 16, 2020