dirty jose

The Dirty Jose is a traditional love making skill from a small town outside of Guadalupe, Mexico. After bringing his swollen member to climax in the buttocks of his partner, the man proceeds remove the cum and fecal mixture and put in in his partner's belly button. He then makes sweet, slow love to his partner's belly button with his right index finger (using your left finger is considered inappropriate and is highly frowned upon in most circles).

I find that wearing a low-ride thong makes it much easier for my BF to dirty jose me after he humps my anus.

by Owena Anderjohnson March 14, 2007

Dirty Jose

A dirty fat boy that wipes peanut butter on his anus and has the neighborhood cat lick it off.

Hey! There goes dirty Jose walking out of Safeway with a jar of peanut butter. We all know what that means. He’s such a dirty Jose!

by Tim0827379 April 20, 2021

Dirty Jodie

when a girl farts and then shits on your bed and rolls around in it, she then jumps at the wall in numerous shapes to leave silhouettes of shit on your wall. she then smokes all the batteries in the house and gets too high to breathe and thus forth. dies.

person 1: did you hear about Sally!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!

by JizzoLizzo October 1, 2021