Dilsmack

When somebody is being a fuck tard.

Hey you fucking dilsmack shut the fuck up bitch

by Jamie "RB" Royse July 16, 2008

Dilitary

stubborn, obstinate, mule-headed, determined or inflexable in reference to people, things and circumstances.

If you were trying to get a bolt loose in the motor of your vehicle, and it would not turn no matter how hard you try then it would be said that "the bolt is being dilitary".

by Wee_64 December 3, 2011

Gentleman’s Delima

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.

I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017

DILIGAF

DILIGAFAcromym for DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK.

Hi, my name is Mr. Dilagaf nice to meet you.

by KRAZYMONKEY November 11, 2004

dilema

a position or situation giving two choices, neither usually good.

The dilema was either to stay home and do the dishes or go to school.

by John Cormier January 4, 2008

Dililah

Dililah is an amazing and kind-hearted person. She gets slightly annoyed when people relate her name to the song, but she is very real and wears her heart on her sleeve. While slightly innocent, she never judges and is always loving.

Dililah is my best friend, she's always there for me.

by jay74832982 January 8, 2020

diliminilicle

Diabolical, evil creature

Person 1: Yo, this guy has the most diliminilicle look!
Person 2: Who are you? Why are you harassing me?

by J4ckTh3R1pp3r April 12, 2023