dicknut surprise

When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.

Wowsa!! I sure did hit that guy with a dicknut surprise!!

by that guy that is guy lmao March 1, 2022

dunkin dicknuts

When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)

Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.

by JefJeffJeffJeffrey Dickshitter February 28, 2017

DickNuts

DickNuts, used as in insult too belittle and insult a fellow friend or person you don’t like, DickNuts insinuates that said person infact doesn’t have a penis or a testicle sack, but in fact has dicknuts, a long shaft with balls attached to the helmet.

Person 1: “That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard”

Person 2: “Fuck off dicknuts”

by YNW smelly December 4, 2020

dicknuts

A person with two additional penises in place of your nuts

Man, you've got dicknuts? That's terrible.

by JonathanXS May 15, 2013