Decorate the oak

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer

"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"

by Ally Dick October 6, 2016

fully decorated

Another way of saying awsome, pimped out, really cool.

Daaamn homie, did you see that Cadillac drive by? it was fully decorated.

by Lars M January 19, 2006

Decorators Radio

A radio splattered all over with dashes of paint, usually white.

Hey that girl is beautiful, I'd love to turn her face into a decorators radio

by Sausage Guitar Hero February 23, 2009

decorate

the act of pissing on toilet paper in a public place.

eric decorated the bathroom at players

by sailorned November 23, 2007

Got decoraters in

Got the decoraters in is a term used by women on their period, meaning that the "decoraters" are painting the walls red!

ewww right?

"hey sexy. fancy some fun tonight?"
"can't, got decoraters in!"
"Nice :|"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

Decaster

Decaster (dih-cass-ter) n.
1. A person who is unpopular with peers, yet is still intelligent, beautiful, and capable, simply because they are human.

2. Literally translates to mean “beautiful foreigner”.

Alan Turing, who invented the first computer, was a decaster growing up. He was bullied and had very few friends despite his brilliance.

by The original decaster August 19, 2016

Cake Decorator

A person who enjoys ejaculating on a large butt, known as the slang "cake." Hence, a person who "decorates the cake."

Oh MY GAWD Becky, look at her butt.

I bet her man is a real Cake Decorator.

by WizardofWord September 1, 2022