Dadcompressing

When a dad sits in their parked car for 5 min before coming into the house after a long day or workday.

"What were you doing out there before coming in the house?" "I was dadcompressing."

by Random guy trying to educate July 30, 2025

Catastrophic Decompression

When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.

I had too much Chipotle last night and experienced a catastrophic decompression this morning.

by WeinerParty November 17, 2022