Death By Washing Machine

Noun. (deth bai wawsh-ing muh-sheen)
Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)

Person 1: Dude, I just dismantled a washing machine and made it into an arm cannon that shoots laser beams.

Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.

by Half Life March 17, 2011

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Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

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Machine of Death

A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?

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deathmachine

A 4th classman at the Virgina Military Institute (VMI) who uppon arrival was asked why he came to VMI. Rat/4th classman sounded off, "To be a deathmachine, Sir!"

Has a large group of lackies known as a "rat tail". The rat tail is annoying and creepy to all.

Tom-D scares everyone because he is the Deathmachine.

The Deathmachine takes no prisoners.

"Hey Deathmachine! Wanna know what my dyke said?"

by bluema March 8, 2008

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