deadpan

1. (n) A pan that has been brutally murdered, or possibly that has died of natural causes, such as by accidental melting and/or by trampling underneath a crowd of people engaged in a furious riot of extreme pan-demonium

2. (n) The subject of Captain Hook's psychedelic wet dreams contained in scenes from the 1992 film Hook, starring Robin Williams, that were deleted in order to prevent the film from having an X-rating, despite repeated time travel protests from Abraham Lincoln in which he claimed that such removal would needlessly compromise the film's substantial artistic integrity

1. Steve the Municipal Pan Coroner: "While the cause of death remains unknown, one thing is certain, which is that this particular pan is pretty much totally dead, and therefore shall heretofore be referred to as a deadpan."

2. Abraham Lincoln: "Man the director's cut of that movie was so much better than the one that the greedy Hollywood water-downers released to the moronic public. If I were alive today I would probably open up a whole nother can of civil war whoopass over that as well as the fact that they totally edited out Julia Roberts' boobies."

by securatah September 15, 2010

deadpansexual

When someone is attracted to another's deadpan charm.

After years of battling inner demons I finally told my parents that I am deadpansexual. When a girl uses that cold tone I get rock hard.

by Runaway Moose November 14, 2019

deadpannery

the quality of being able to deliver humour in a deadpan(expressionless) manner for effect.

Jimmy Carr & Stephen Wright are both experts at deadpannery.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 13, 2021

deadpan

An adjective some people like to use about themselves whenever they realize they are too direct and lack goodwill.

Bob: What does "MIC" means?
Steeve: Maybe stop asking and start searching?
...
Bob: Damn... You're savage. Is everyone in this Discord server as unwelcoming as you are?
Steeve: More like deadpan

by RandomPerson3123314 March 28, 2021

Deadender

A moviegoer who stays till the very end, through the credits. Motivation for such behavior includes the chance of a post-credits scene, paying respect to the many creators of the film, avoiding the crowd at the exit, waiting for one's skin and eyes to recover from a lacrymal profusion, pointing out unique names in the credits, enjoying the music, or just appreciating the dark.

"Just to warn you," she said, settling into her red velvet seat, "I'm a deadender."
"That's okay," he responded, reaching over and taking a handful of popcorn, "so am I."

by Furquis January 4, 2013

deadping

When somebody mentions you on the messaging app Discord, but then deletes the message to keep the notification but delete the source, leaving you in confusion.

I just got a notification on Discord, so I went to check but nothing was there. I think I just got deadpinged.

by lettuce_disease October 11, 2020

Deadgender

A Deadgender is a trans persons old gender that they transitioned away from.

Don't use her (Deadgender) pronouns please.

by Attempt. May 27, 2023