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Cuntywank stain

female cum stained panties. Often sniffed by wierdos. White in complection and smells like fish.
bollocks i have left a cuntywank stain on my seat...
oh ya cuntywank stain!
by master Nathan March 7, 2008
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cuntwinkle

Try to avoid her vicious cuntwinkle
by MIJesus April 19, 2011
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cuntwang

A combination of cunt and wanker, one of the greatest insults you could possibly recieve. The word originated mullumbimby.
Fuck youre a cuntwang
by AUSSIE ASIAN March 2, 2015
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Cunt Wank

This is the act of love making some people encounter when in a long term loving mutually respectful relationship. None of these above conditions are necessary however for a cunt wank to occur. It is the situation when a female tells her partner "just get on with it" or "hurry up" or nothing at all whilst she is bent over watching television. A consensual act of Sex where the female plays no other active role other than being the owner of a glory hole.
Zoe and Jim were a loving couple. Zoe had just finished sucking some fluff covered malteases from Jim's gunt whilst watching the latest edition of Coronation Street. Jim took this act to be an invitation to initiate some 'Jimmy Loving' however Zoe was just peckish and knew there were no fresh pieces of chocolate in the flat, and knew Jim occasionally missed his mouth when feeding himself. Jim lowered his g - string and Zoe could see the twinkle in his eye. Rather than knock back her hunk of a man she just told him to enter her and get it over as quickly as possible as a break in the programme was due in a couple of minutes and she fancied a cup of tea. Jim helped himself to a cunt wank, everyone was a winner ad in a couple of minutes Jim lay satisfied smoking a cigarette and Zoe filled with Jim's little swimmers went to make herself a tea
by blue2sapphire February 21, 2014
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cuntankerous

Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn
My ex is one cuntankerous bitch.
by somuchforapathy September 28, 2011
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cuntankle

a cuntankle is to be lower than a cunt.
stop being such a cuntankle.
by simon August 19, 2004
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Cuntwannabe

You’re a cuntwannabe
He wanted to be a cunt but was only a cuntwannabe
by memimi May 12, 2022
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