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commentard 

A person posting in an online forum in a way which is stupid, for example by exposing himself or herself to disciplinary or legal action by making offensive or libeleous comments.

Typically the commentard will try to be anonymous but reveal himself through logged IP adresses that resolve back to his employer or by otherwise inadvertently giving out identifying information.
''A commentard using the handle Scrutineer tore into research that demonstrated how it might be possible to make a PIN authorised transaction'' - The Register

''Colorado man faces jail for being a commentard'' - J.P. Weichel - Gawker
commentard by Morthandeus February 24, 2010

Homer Commentary

When you are listening to the commentary of a game, homer commentary is demonstrated when the game's commentary is cheering for the home team. Yelling for fouls, at miss shots, at the refs, maybe even for a shot to be missed by the opposing player. Mostly used by the Milwaukee Bucks and sometimes the Boston Celtics.
(5.2 seconds left)
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots...
Homer Commentary: MISS IT!
Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96!
Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.
Homer Commentary by Henry Yates January 17, 2010

spanish commentary 

The best type of soccer commentary in the world. Makes every game exciting, especially when a goal is scored.
Person 1: 'You see the game last night'
Person 2: 'Yeah I saw it with Spanish commentary. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'

Colored Commentary 

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.
"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."
Colored Commentary by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008

Commentary Kiddie 

Commentary Kiddie or leafy clone are kids on tiktok or any social media who force there voice to try to sound older but in reality they sound like a grandpa who’s been smoking for 40 years and they have one of those shitty ass mobile game in the background and they’re usually really annoying and toxic and they will try to make some excuse why there voice sounds like a crack cocaine smoker like “bro I have a thyroid condition!!!” (Sorry for bad grammar I made this at 4 in the morning)
glitzy.wockyslush: bro normal gang bro normal gang 😈😈😈😈😈

hornymidgetsex420: stfu commentary kiddie
Commentary Kiddie by anonymous January 16, 2021

Unwanted Commentary 

The bloke that drinks koko Cola with his koko puffs
Unwanted commentary is a great sexy mother fucker