cume 

A really bad spelling of cum.

I thought it was spelled cume, but thanks to Flession, I know it's spelled cum.

cume by Flession March 25, 2004

Cume 

An awkward silence caused by a social faux pas.

Tom: remember that night you got really drunk and fell in the pond?

Phil: nope.

Tom: you know, the night i shagged your mum.

Phil:...........................

Tom: It would appear that a cume has arisen.

Cume by Dan Brace January 24, 2006

cume 

Short for "cumulative", used by teachers to refer to a student's cumulative record.

This boy's cume reads like rap sheet.

cume by h3llfr0ze March 18, 2004

Cume 

Another word for cum.

Welcome to the Cume Cave, only Cume inside anime girls.

Cume by Aoki-kun February 9, 2021

Cume 

It’s not come or cum but it’s the word elementary students use instead.

Jerry: hay Jonathan wanna cume over?
Jonathan: it’s c o m e but I can’t sorry!
Jerry: it’s ok! Courtney can C U M E over

Jerry: hey Courtney wanna cume over
Courtney: ewww no I’m hanging out with my edgy teen friend Jotaro!
Jerry: well he can cume over too!

Cume by Jerry butters September 6, 2021

Cume 

Pass tense of cum

"I cume so hard in my step sis."

Cume by Resin Robber November 17, 2022

cume 

outlandishly cool and cute

Oh! How cume that is!

cume by cumegannet December 23, 2024