cume

A really bad spelling of cum.

I thought it was spelled cume, but thanks to Flession, I know it's spelled cum.

by Flession March 25, 2004

cume

Short for "cumulative", used by teachers to refer to a student's cumulative record.

This boy's cume reads like rap sheet.

by h3llfr0ze March 18, 2004

cuming

nigga if you don't know what this means you're too young.

furry: nyah iku! (im cuming)
other furry: 00f

third furry ye

by c l o v e r February 25, 2018

cuming.

When a male ejaculates thick white stuff containing sperm. Or a female ejaculate a simular white fluid while reaching a sexual climax. Adjective

I'm cuming.

by Brandygirl September 22, 2013

Cumes

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"

Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.

by Glenn November 5, 2004

Cumes

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".

Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.

by Glenn November 6, 2004

Cume

An awkward silence caused by a social faux pas.

Tom: remember that night you got really drunk and fell in the pond?

Phil: nope.

Tom: you know, the night i shagged your mum.

Phil:...........................

Tom: It would appear that a cume has arisen.

by Dan Brace January 24, 2006