Cum Nugget 

When you cum and pee out a kidney stone at the same time.

I heard last weekend I heard Timmy cum nuggeted all over his bathroom,

Cum Nugget by Maxim_is_blind June 21, 2016

Cum Nugget 

When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".

Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.

Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.

Cum Nugget by Depelated May 28, 2019

Cum Nugget 

When you cum so hard that you force out a kidney

Dude last night I blew a cum nugget.

Cum Nugget by CannoliUnholy November 15, 2019

Cum Nugget 

Breaded cum, kinda like chicken nuggets but with 100% more cum

Bob: Man I really love cum nuggets!
kcid but backwards: What are you fucking gay?

Cum Nugget by YPPHARD March 4, 2021

Cum Nugget 

the process of ejaculating in the bathtub and proceeding to roll up the semen into a "wad of cum" with hot water

SaltNCyanide was playing vrchat and jerked it in the bathroom and made the biggest fucking cum nugget on record

Cum Nugget by SaltNCyanide March 31, 2021

Cum nugget 

Someone that is a straight up piece of shit. A solid, slimy nugget of cum.

"Fuck you Richard, you're a straight up cum nugget."

Cum nugget by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021

cum nugget 

its what you call people when they do something wrong.

WTF JERRY YOU FUCKED MY CHILD YOU CUM NUGGET

cum nugget by FUCK MEKAL MYERS FUCKED ME October 16, 2021