Not to be confused with actual respectable scientists, science cultists are blindly religious fanatics who have warped the idea of scientific study into a universal scapegoat to justify their beliefs and mock anyone who may suggest otherwise.
Often highly vocal gnostic atheists on the internet, science cultists assert that current scientific consensus is always objective truth, that scientific theories are inherently true and therefore can never be questioned or improved upon in any way (regardless of new evidence), that religion/spirituality and science are 100% incompatible, and that if you disagree with or question them in any way, then you don't believe in 'science' and therefore your opinion is meaningless.
Additionally, science cultists are people who are quick to try and justify their political views with select biased political interest group funded studies. They think that highly complex, ever-changing fields involving uncountable factors such as economics, personal psychology, and future weather trends can be fully and accurately predicted through statistical models. If other studies conclude otherwise, they're nonscientific and biased... because 'science’.
Often highly vocal gnostic atheists on the internet, science cultists assert that current scientific consensus is always objective truth, that scientific theories are inherently true and therefore can never be questioned or improved upon in any way (regardless of new evidence), that religion/spirituality and science are 100% incompatible, and that if you disagree with or question them in any way, then you don't believe in 'science' and therefore your opinion is meaningless.
Additionally, science cultists are people who are quick to try and justify their political views with select biased political interest group funded studies. They think that highly complex, ever-changing fields involving uncountable factors such as economics, personal psychology, and future weather trends can be fully and accurately predicted through statistical models. If other studies conclude otherwise, they're nonscientific and biased... because 'science’.
Good Scientist: I'd like to set up a study on the correlation of solar activity in relation to climate change, as I question that manmade CO2 is as big of an issue as most politicians and UN scientists currently state. Perhaps other factors play a bigger role? I'd like to gather more data and see what I can discover.
Science Cultist: Manmade climate change is proven scientific FACT. If you think otherwise, you shouldn't be allowed to participate in scientific studies; you clearly don't believe in SCIENCE.
Good Scientist: I didn't say it wasn't true, I'm just questioning things and trying to conduct further experimentation as good scientists ought to do.
Science Cultist: You either accept scientific fact or you don't. You clearly don't. You probably don't believe in the theory of evolution either.
Good Scientist: You're such a science cultist.
Science Cultist: AD HOMINEM ATTACK!! You can't even logically address my argument... typical. That's because I have logic and science on my side.
Science Cultist: Manmade climate change is proven scientific FACT. If you think otherwise, you shouldn't be allowed to participate in scientific studies; you clearly don't believe in SCIENCE.
Good Scientist: I didn't say it wasn't true, I'm just questioning things and trying to conduct further experimentation as good scientists ought to do.
Science Cultist: You either accept scientific fact or you don't. You clearly don't. You probably don't believe in the theory of evolution either.
Good Scientist: You're such a science cultist.
Science Cultist: AD HOMINEM ATTACK!! You can't even logically address my argument... typical. That's because I have logic and science on my side.
by danto May 24, 2016
Madre: aye nigga, you take out the trash yet
Cultist Roaches: but mum i cant fit in that trash can anymore uwu
Cultist Roaches: but mum i cant fit in that trash can anymore uwu
by saintyudas September 25, 2018
An elite super based and redpilled sigma gigachad who chose to join the chair cult led by the chair.
by Cheesus my sprinkles July 3, 2023
by bneedle November 10, 2018
Someone who is from a small town, that may or may not be successful according to his or her small town standards, but feels that they could never leave their small town because they won't be as (quotation) successful as they are now. Even though they are rotting away in a small town no one cares about.
STC (SMALL TOWN CULTIST)- someone who has given up in life.
STC (SMALL TOWN CULTIST)- Someone who won't leave their small town, even though they have nothing going for them there.
STC (SMALL TOWN CULTIST)- Someone in complete delusion.
STC (SMALL TOWN CULTIST)- someone who has given up in life.
STC (SMALL TOWN CULTIST)- Someone who won't leave their small town, even though they have nothing going for them there.
STC (SMALL TOWN CULTIST)- Someone in complete delusion.
by Small Town Cultist (STC) August 29, 2017
A Cry Cultist is someone who gets upset over the tiniest shit ever.
These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)
These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,
Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"
A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"
(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)
These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,
Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"
A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"
(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
"OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*" (This is a cry cultist)
(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
by BlitzBerries July 27, 2023
A slur for Religious people who won't shut the fuck up about their Religion. Also applies to tradcaths.
by itchywetscrotum February 9, 2022