Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022

crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.

Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!

by Green alien dude March 9, 2018