Tea and Crumpets 

1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.

2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.

Me and Cumberbatch are going for tea and crumpets.

Tea and Crumpets by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

tea and crumpet nigga 

a common way to refer to a british person

" that tea n crumpet nigga sure loves those fishsticks."

tea and crumpet nigga by ak harry June 21, 2006

teabag and crumpets 

While a girl is giving you a ball-bath, you drop small terds on her heads.

If the filthy whore wants a teabag and crumpets, she'll get it.

teabag and crumpets by William PTC June 13, 2006