cristine

a beautiful successful woman who attracts all them bad boy seals

oh my gosh i wish i were cristine!

by cantalopina October 16, 2008

Cristiane

A girl who is just plain adorable and has a one of the best personaility anyone can ever had. She is a very amazing singer and has 5 inspirations that make her emotions go crazy. She is a good sister to her two little brothers. She is perfect. Did i mention Beatiful
BEWARE: she has a trick that can make you miss her no matter how long you have not talked to her

Cristiane i miss her so much she is perfect

by PotatoeMasterX7 July 20, 2012

ristique

Another word for a towel.

Always bring your ristique.

by Xuijing March 10, 2008

cristinel

Is the romanian guy with the 9 inch dick, smart and good looking. He can steal and fuck your girl in a second.

Run, CRISTINEL is coming!
That sex machine is coming!

by Sejdejjs1347473 October 12, 2017

ristique

Another word for a towel.

Always bring your ristique.

by Xuijing March 10, 2008

pigeon critique

The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.

To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.

by Michael VII September 3, 2021

Cringique

Basically, if you were barbarian and you spoke jack shit, this is the one and only word you'd ever need to communicate.

It defines a cringeworthy situation, however, with amplified cringe, except, you express your cringing with sophistication.

The sophistication is derived from the french aristocracy (google it) nature and latin sprinkle of glam and va-va-voom!

Yes, you are welcome for the knowledge you have just acquired. Much like wine, the term CRINGIQUE is a fine, acquired taste.

*someone makes an uber lame joke*

That was CRINGIQUE!

Ugly person walk by? CRINGIQUE!

You meet a guy called Enrique? CRINGMOTHERFUCKINGIQUE...you can even pronounce the last E in the work with n accent, like you would the name ENRIQUE.

by jodertio123nshit October 2, 2018