C&F is the magical moment when an older person’s inner disco diva awakens with the force of a thousand glitter bombs, transforming them from mild-mannered to oh-heck-yes-let’s-get-freaky mode in 0.2 seconds flat. It’s that inexplicable surge of excitement that makes them raid the closet for sequins, practice cheeky finger snaps, and rehearse dance moves that haven’t seen daylight since the ‘70s — all while mumbling, “Don’t underestimate my groove.”
This phenomenon usually strikes unexpectedly, triggered by events like a senior center dance, a surprise reunion, or even just the sight of a really good cheese platter. Once freaksy hits, all bets are off: the person will flirt with anyone who looks at them funny, break into spontaneous moonwalks, and confidently declare that they’re “still the hottest thing on the shuffleboard court.” Side effects may include loud laughter, contagious smiles, and the sudden disappearance of all dignity.
This phenomenon usually strikes unexpectedly, triggered by events like a senior center dance, a surprise reunion, or even just the sight of a really good cheese platter. Once freaksy hits, all bets are off: the person will flirt with anyone who looks at them funny, break into spontaneous moonwalks, and confidently declare that they’re “still the hottest thing on the shuffleboard court.” Side effects may include loud laughter, contagious smiles, and the sudden disappearance of all dignity.
by urmotherismine May 25, 2025
A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016