three titted cow

A really fat whore who is so fat that her stomach is comparable to the utters of a cow. Usually a woman who eats 7-10 meals a day.

Girl 1- OMG did u see that three titted cow????

Girl 2- FUCK!!! that chick is so fat.

by joooobooo July 28, 2011

titty cow

Slang for big breasted females.

"Damn, That Girl Is a titty cow!"

by WhereIsMo November 12, 2017

cowtits

A term which originally referred to women with huge, ridiculous breasts. Now it is primarily used by weeaboo pedos to describe any woman that has reached puberty, as feminity intimidates them greatly. Finds frequent use on /a/ and other anime boards.

*one guy is showing another guy a picture of his family*

Guy A: That's my dad, and that's my brother Alex, and this is my daughter, she turns 11 next-

Guy B: OMG fucking cowtits, disgustiiiiing!!! *runs away*

Guy A: wtf

by capnbeyond April 30, 2010