Concert slut 

A girl at a concert who sings along to every song as obnoxiously as possible and thinks she's a diva. Usually has a bad bleach blonde dyejob.

Concert sluts are mostly fans of pop and country.

Guy: Hey check out those concert sluts standing on those chairs.

Concert slut by Triple Double May 26, 2013

concert socks 

Socks worn as the only garmet during a concert and can only be worn by men obviously. Credit for the concept of concert socks is given to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

We wanted to go streaking but we didn't want to get totally busted so we wore concert socks.

concert socks by Sid Barrett October 22, 2007

Concert snob 

A person who bashes all other concerts/venues except the one that he/she is going to. A concert snob always has to one-up others' musical preferences.

Jimmy: " Hey, I'm so excited for the concert this weekend, it's at ____"

Gunther: " Oh yeah? Well I'm going to the ____ concert and it's at the ____ and it's so much nicer and better and cooler than yours. And tickets were a million dollars."

Jimmy: " Stop being such a concert snob. You're pissing everyone off."

Concert snob by qwertyhjk,m September 27, 2011

Concert Spy 

A person who must have a birds-eye view of a concert (usually classical) in order to really experience what is being played.

Carl is a concert spy, he will take you and his seats are in the perfect place.

Concert Spy by silverseal September 18, 2011

Concert Squatter 

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

Concert Squatter by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Concert Squatter 

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

Concert Squatter by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Concert Squatter 

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

Concert Squatter by Kuchie August 27, 2025