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Stoners Compensation

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.
Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)
by Dimedude December 19, 2007
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Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.
"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."
by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005
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Compensating

When a person supplements fake objects also known as proxy's in the hopes of owning the originals eventually.
Player A: Hey do you own a version of that proxy.
Player B: No but one day I will!
Player A: Oh so you are compensating then!
by The Blacker Lotus February 18, 2020
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compensation car

A car, usually a Hummer or Jaguar, that identifies that a man is covering up for his small penis.
Yesterday I saw my Asian co-worker run crying out of work, the next day he bought a hummer. Clearly a compensation car.
by Redneck Prep December 9, 2010
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worker's compensation

Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010
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Twerkers' compensation

The demand for pain relief for the mind, body, and soul the day after an evening of combining dance (twerk) and alcohol consumption to a point of excess.
"Man, I raged so hard at that Good Charlotte show, I definitely need Twerkers' compensation today."
by The Stafford Executive September 8, 2013
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Commentsation

When people have a conversation via comments on Facebook or Myspace. on either they're comment-wall or pictures.
-My Fiancee, her cousin and myself had a dumb commentsation on my fiancee's picture on Facebook that wasnt even relating to the picture.

-I have 64 comments from the same person because we decided to have a commentsation and now everyone can read what we were talking about.
by Wick3dR3n3gad3 December 6, 2009
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