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comically oversized divorce papers

when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers
guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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Comically Large Spoon

"dawg can I get some ice cream?" The first man says, opening the fridge.
"only a spoonful!" The second man says, pointing a finger at the first man.
Then the first man pulls out a comically large spoon, enough to take the entire tub of ice cream.
When the first man pulls it out he has a large grin on his face, a death stare, perhaps a stare of "you got tricked"
He proceeds to take the ice cream from the fridge.

It is funny because the spoonful is actually very large, and can take so much ice cream, that it would not even be a spoonful anymore.
1. I will use my comically large spoon to trick my friends into thinking I will only take one spoonful, when the spoon is comically large, it will be more than one normal spoonful, therefore getting the desired amount of ice cream from the refrigerator
by SteamyWuffle January 12, 2021
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Comically large tie

A tie that it oversized, used largely by clowns and other jokers to get a cheap laugh
Did you see Connors tie?

Yeah bro he’s wearing a comically large tie to prom!
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Comically random gamer

That’s my steam name.
Yeah that’s it
Also people call me comically
Dude: hey comically random gamer fuck you
Me: *uno reverse card*
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comically large

Something that is so large, unrealistically larger than their regular version, that it's hilarious
by ZekketheBro October 27, 2023
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fat guy in a comically small truck

Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck
911 what is your emergency?

Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!

Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 30, 2023
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Cynically Optimistic

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.
--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.

--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.
by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017
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