sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.
by scott you douchebag May 25, 2003
Get the colostomy bag mug.A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister
Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister
by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019
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The same as calling (insulting )a straight male a douchebag they like pussy so (douchebag) ; You can't call (insult) a homosexual ,gay, transgender male a douchebag because he doesn't go for pussy, vagina, linage, twat, gushy, pink paradise, coochie. Gay men play with anal, booty, asshole, poop shoot, man's asshole. Therefore they are colostomy bags not douchebags in my opinion by definition
Did you see all those f****** colostomy bags in that new little Nas x video twerking in the shower naked that was super out of pocket, a damn shame hello colostomy bags, trifling!
by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021
Get the Colostomy bag mug.Tearing up a near-empty box/carton of wine to get to the plastic bag and squeeze the last few drops out. A sign of desperation. An act typically performed when no one else is watching.
The guests were all gone, but Mike needed a final swish of plonk before bed. Confident he was alone, Mike had no hesitation about colostobaggin the last drink of the evening.
by jamie3211 October 18, 2017
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