coke dick

a raging boner that is not able to achieve a "happy ending" due to excessive use of nose candy.
Damn, I can't squirt my load. I've got coke dick, sniff, sniff!
by Barry Hell January 20, 2003
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Coke Dick Girl

Coke Dick Girl refers to one of the skankiest girls to roam the M St. Corridor in Georgetown. She is known to almost the entire Georgetown and GWU undergrad community for going to the extremes of doing coke off guys penis' to garner attention for herself and publicly sharing her exploits.
Joe: What were you and coke dick girl doing behind the bar at rugby?
Bob: She offered to blow me if she could to a line of my dick.
by Rugby Cafe January 01, 2011
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dick coke

a common occurence among sorority girls, a line of powdered cocaine is snorted off of (preferably) a frat guys dick. this is usually done as a part of pledgeship. Most of the time this is done after drinking "so much fucking vodka".
Carlie did a ton of dick coke off of bradleys big fat cock.

To relieve the stress of failing her economics exam, stephanie did a huge line of dick coke and thought she was having a heart attack.
by dasstickderusin November 13, 2010
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Coke Bottle Dick

Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.
I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!
by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024
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