Columbus Coif

A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.

This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio Trifecta.

Hey man, me and my chick just completed the Ohio Trifecta when she let me give her a Columbus Coif.

by Flashtopher March 2, 2018

Queef Coif

The hair cut that most wife beater, open front hollister wearing fuck boys have that flips up in the front.

Did you see the rad brad chad with the queef coif?

by 603WonderWoman June 24, 2023