The most amazing man on Earth. The bitches love him and beg him to date them and fuck them. Everybody loves a Coen except for jealous douchebags. All the guys wish they were more like him. He is quiet but very funny when you get to know him and gives great sex.
Guy 1: Dude, I wish I was more like Coen, that guy's a sexy beast.
Guy 2: Yeah man.
Guy 1's girlfriend: Mmm I wish he would screw me.
Guy 2: Yeah man.
Guy 1's girlfriend: Mmm I wish he would screw me.
by Igarappa March 21, 2013
A person who prefers to be called babe, but his bitch of a girlfriend calls him sex kitten anyway, Hey Coen :)
by DistillaTruant September 07, 2008
The most gorgeous person I have ever met. My boyfriend. I don't know why I waited so long to ask you out my love, but I'm so happy I did. If you ever did far enough through urban dictionary to find this. I love you. Coen is the sweetest person I have ever met, and is so talented in every way. His hair is fluffy and brown, although his head is very empty. He loves drums, starkid, hamilton, WW2, and me, of course. He works with his dad and has tried and failed to work 2 shops over from me. Sorry about that. Did I already mention that hes drop dead gorgeous? His perfect smile lights up the galaxy and his happiness could cure the depression epidemic. He may be unconfident, but that ok. I love him the way he is. Everyone loves him. Man gets hella bitches, like a slay queen. I don't think I'll ever find someone more perfect than you my love.
by anon54718463528 March 25, 2023
To not finish through; To fail just short of ones goal; To end a task on a negative note or failure.
by EpicWinOhYeah June 06, 2014
Coen is someone who is a rageing coke head. Who really cant function with out cocaine. And is even more pleasent to be around while he is wired.
by Michellio August 16, 2008
A schewpit man who corrects everything you say for some reason or other. Not much is known about this specimen but it comes in many forms such as 'Cohen' and 'Cowen'.
Coen you daft cunt.
by Fuck you Coen2 February 22, 2021
A skinny white boy who never likes wearing a shirt. You’ll see Coen roaming the streets shirtless. He stays up past his bedtime to go on houseparty. He has a strange addiction to cats (especially Oliver the cat).
Friend #1: Did you see that hot ass guy roaming the streets without a shirt on?
Friend #2: He’s not hot it’s Coen! I call him Corn.
Friend #3: OH! AND HE LOVESSS CATS
Friend #2: He’s not hot it’s Coen! I call him Corn.
Friend #3: OH! AND HE LOVESSS CATS
by acoops July 06, 2019